You have stumbled into a very special alcove of my caves, indeed: The Slash Caverns. Unfortunately, to enter into these caverns, you must meet to sets of criteria. 1) You must be eighteen years or older and 2) You must not be offended by the thought of homosexual relationships between two men, specifically Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy from Star Trek: TOS. If you fail to meet either set of this criteria, then please, take the lantern on the wall and go back from where you came, it's better for you there. If you do meet both sets, then by all means feel free to explore each new turn around the bend, but beware the bats.